Artie’s Singing Kettle – Silly Songs!

Various Days | £10
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Sunday 19th February, 11am, 1.30pm & 3.30pm

Due to phenomenal demand additional show added at 3.30pm!

“Spout, handle, lid of metal. What’s inside THE SINGING KETTLE…”

In a brand-new show, the Singing Kettle’s founder, Artie dusts off the kettles and asks the audience to say the famous rhyme.

Inside clues to the silliest songs he can remember from the vast Singing Kettle repertoire:

“Little Duckie Duddles”, “That’s What I Learned in the School” and, of course. “Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny aff the Bus”.

Wear a Funny Hat to the show and join the party atmosphere.!


Ticket Price

  • All Tickets £10
  • OFFER – 4 tickets for £35
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You can book with us online, over the phone or in person.

Booking Online:

Online booking is available for this performance. Please follow the Book Now buttons.


Telephone Booking

Telephone booking is available for this performance. Our Box Office team can be contacted at 0141 577 4956. Local charges apply. During busy times, please leave a message for our Box Office Team.


Booking In Person:

Our Box Office is open:

9am – 8pm Monday – Friday
9am – 4.30pm Saturday and Sunday*
* 8pm on performance evenings

Additional Information

Booking Charges

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Eastwood Park Theatre

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Eastwood Park Theatre, Rouken Glen Road, Giffnock, G46 6UG


0141 577 4956



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